101 Totally Useless Sound Effects is the world's leading provider of completely and utterly pointless -- AND FREE! -- recorded sounds. Lots of websites claim to provide unusable sound effects, but many of them charge modest fees and furnish sounds that actually offer some utility. Our guarantee to you is that exactly zero of our sound effects will be of any use to you in your videos or podcasts.

The audio files at 101 Totally Useless Sound Effects are not painstakingly recorded using the latest high-tech equipment. In fact, many of them are captured on our phones. We might record them onto MiniDisc®, or cassette tapes with cheap microphones. Occasionally, if we can't find microphones, we might plug in a pair of headphones and use them as microphones. What do you care? These sounds are free. And completely, totally, unequivocally useless.

Sample Sounds

CHECKING IN ON SYLVIA

EATING SCOTCH TAPE

BAD PENNY

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